Okay, I can't believe I'm doing this AGAIN! Here's the third installment in my
perverse pairing of LaCroix and Captain Cohen, God help us all!

Since Michele Patterson was the one who got me started writing these two
characters together, it's only fitting that she finally get a role in this
mess too! Thanks, Michele for letting me use your name and sense of duty! <BG>
 

Thanks to my proofreaders, Sister Delight and Novice Joyance. I'm sending them
money to get some good therapy after having to proof these stories for me.
<BG>

Also, thanks to Sister Eroticia for her... um, experience and for sharing the
technical aspects of something I've never done in anything but fanfic. She
knows who she is and what it is! <VWEG>

I don't own these characters, and I mean no disrespect to TBTP that do own Fk
and anything related to it. I just want to warp the pairing of LaCroix and
Cohen, and make some of you hate me for making you like what I'm writing. You
know who you are, and so do I since you emailed me saying you feel guilty for
liking these two characters together!

Also, I hope these three stories made you giggle when you saw The Code and the
slightly flirty expression on Amanda Cohen's face when she was talking with
Schanke's old partner. I know it made me laugh, and I kept expecting LaCroix
to come in and get jealous!
 
 

Outdoor Activities
by: Mother Superior/Sister Dementia
(Monique Kraft)
(Lucien LaCroix and Amanda Cohen)
 
 

LaCroix watched absent-mindedly as Miklos poured a goblet of bloodwine, his
mind on other things. He took a sip from the glass and sighed as Janette sat
down next to him, her voice full of humour.

"Busy?" She looked at Miklos and took the goblet he offered. "I hear you've
been... dating again." She tried not to laugh out loud at the look on his
face.

LaCroix raised an eyebrow, but didn't look at her. "What I am, or am not,
doing is none of your business." He drank deeply of the bloodwine, but he
found it contained none of Amanda's exuberance or lust for life. He was
disappointed, much more than he cared to admit.

Janette drank from her own goblet. "True, but I doubt Nicholah will agree with
you."

LaCroix laughed low. "Why should Nicholas have any opinion as to the
situation? He is My son, not the other way around."

Janette almost choked at his words. "You are involving yourself in a carnal
relationship with his captain! I am sure he will not be pleased about it when
he finds out."

LaCroix shook his head. She just did not understand his motivations. "Perhaps
that is the reason I am involved with Amanda, to annoy Nicholas as much as he
has annoyed me over the centuries." Subconsciously though, Lucien knew that
his plan had changed completely once he had tasted her blood. Now he found
himself looking forward to seeing Amanda again, and sharing his secret with
her. He stood up and left Janette with an open-mouthed look of shock on her
face... and it amused him greatly.
 
 

Amanda smiled at Schanke and leaned on the detective's desk. "Good job on the
Rigney case. I knew you had some great instincts going for you." She looked at
her watch, smiled again and walked into her office as the phone rang.

Schanke looked at Nick, completely stunned. "Nick, who was that? That woman
was NOT Captain Cohen." He leaned in, looked around and whispered, "Ya know,
if she wasn't getting a divorce, I'd say she was gettin' a really good lay
from someone."

Nick's mouth fell open at the thought. "Come on, Schank. It's Amanda Cohen
you're talking about, not Marilyn Chambers." He didn't continue because his
sensitive hearing picked up his master's voice coming from..... Cohen's
office?! He zoned out Schanke's babbling and concentrated on the phone
conversation going on between LaCroix and Amanda.
 

Amanda picked up the receiver and sat down behind her desk. She knew it would
be him, but blushed regardless. "Hello, Lucien. Its nice to hear from you."

"I expect to see you in twenty minutes. Don't wear any underwear." LaCroix
hung up the phone with an evil smile on his face.
 

Nick just stared at Amanda's office. Unable to speak, or breathe, he sat
paralyzed as Amanda gathered up her coat and made her way out of her office.

She stopped and watched as Nick stared at her like he was watching his mom
leaving for a date. "Detective, are you okay?"

"Humomonon." Nick couldn't think as his brain ground to a halt. He just
followed her with his eyes and hoped he wasn't turning blue from lack of air.

When Amanda was out of the station and on her way for her sexual rendezvouz,
Nick finally came out of his coma. He jumped up and made to run after her, but
his foot got caught up on the legs of his chair and his arm tangled in his
phone cord. As he tumbled to the floor, the phone receiver flew through the
air and landed smack dab in the center of his head.
 
Schanke jumped up from his own desk and ran over to help Nick up. Just at that
moment, Natalie walked in and over to the two detectives. "Man, oh, Man Nick!
Are you okay?"

Natalie tried not to laugh as Schanke tried to untangle Nick from the phone
cord. True to the male mind, the two detectives had managed to complicate the
act until Nick was almost strangling. She picked up a pair of scissors and
snipped the cord. "What's up, or rather, down?" She tried not to laugh as Nick
jumped up and looked around with a freakish expression on his face.

"We've got to follow her, Nat!" He grabbed Natalie's hand and dragged her out
of the station, toxicology reports flying out of her hand as she went.

Schanke picked up the papers and shook his head. "Idiots."
 
 

Nick followed Amanda's car from a distance, knowing full well that she would
be able to see the Caddy if he wasn't careful. "I can't believe that bastard
would do such a thing! Captain Cohen isn't even truly a part of my life."

Natalie pushed her hair out of her face, having been tossed unceremoniously
into the car by Nick. "What in the hell is going through your mind? I'm not
immortal you know, and you could have killed me when you threw me around like
that!"

Nick shook his head. "I didn't mean to hurt you, but we need to stop her
before LaCroix does something horrible."

Natalie looked at him in surprise. "LaCroix and Cohen? You've got to be
kidding." For a split second though, Natalie wondered if Captain Cohen had the
right idea.
 
 

Amanda parked her car at the edge of the park, removed her nylons and
underwear and got out. She put the key into the lock and turned, just as a
pair of cold hands reached around and grasped her breasts. She jumped, and
then sighed as she recognized whom the hands belonged to.

Lucien pulled her against him and whispered into her ear, his hands massaging
her breasts through the fabric as he spoke. "Did you miss me?" He kissed her
neck, licking the pulsing vein just under her skin.

"Yes, very much so." She turned in his arms and showed him how much. Her lips
caressed his roughly, and her teeth bit as she finally moved away.

He smiled wickedly. "You're learning. I'm very impressed." He took her hand in
his, led her away from the car and down a rocky path that went through the
park and into the woods.
 
 

Nick slammed on the breaks and jumped out of the car.

Natalie flew across the seat and pushed the parking brake down with her hand.
She then got out of the car, grabbed Nick's arm and twirled him around to face
her. "Are you so obsessed with LaCroix that you would let your baby roll down
the hill with me in it?"

He sighed, pulled her into his arms and shook his head. "I'm sorry, Nat. It's
just that I know how he is in his revenge, and I'm not about to let Amanda
fall into his trap. She's an innocent in this and I'm going to stop him before
he hurts her." He pulled away from Natalie and smiled. "I'd do the same thing
if he ever tried to hurt you."

She rolled her eyes in resignation. "I still say she's capable of protecting
herself, but let's go sneak a peak and make sure."
 
 

Lucien stopped abruptly, turned to Amanda and yanked her to him. He reached
over and under her dress, his fingers seeking out the softness of her ass. His
hands caressed her smoothness as his lips sought out hers.

Amanda let his tongue lick at hers as his hands rubbed her cheeks roughly. She
gasped in surprise as a finger slid into her anus. She grabbed his shoulders
as he lifted her up to get a better position within her. Her head fell back
slightly as he began to move his finger in and out of her, then another until
he had three inside of her. She dug her fingers into his back and clung to him
as tightly as she could. It wasn't the same as when he had taken her with his
penis, but it was still as excruaciating and delightful as she had remembered.

Lucien pulled out of her after a time, and smiled. He set her down and took
her face in his hands. "I want you to beg me, Amanda. Beg me to satisfy you,
beg me to make love to you."

Amanda licked her lips and hoped her legs would hold her up. "I've already
begged you." She gulped in air and clung to him still. "The last time, and the
time before. Why do you need it from me?"

He grabbed a chunk of her hair and pulled her head back, hard. His lips began
to kiss her neck, each kiss like the fluttering of a butterfly against her
skin. "Beg me, Amanda, or I will leave you forever." He knew he couldn't leave
her, not now, but he couldn't show his weakness to her... to anyone. He let
her go and turned away.

Amanda fell the second his strength was removed from her. She felt a tear
escape from her eye. She looked down and whispered, "Please don't leave me."
She swallowed, the lump in her throat making it almost impossible. "I need
you."

Lucien didn't turn back to her immediately; he waited another moment for
effect. He whispered, more to himself than anyone else, so quietly that one
without vampiric hearing couldn't hear it. "And I need you, too." He turned
around and looked at her as she lay on the ground, his heart skipping
momentarily at her emotional pain. He gave himself a mental shake, forgoing
the guilt that tried to settle upon him, and concentrated completely on
Amanda. He was so intent of having his way with her, and her need of him, that
his vampiric senses tuned out anything but her heart beat and breathing. He
didn't even notice the two people watching from a distance, shrouded by bushes
and the darkness of night.
 
 

Nick dragged Natalie, for the second time that night, behind him as he tracked
his master and his captain. He stopped suddenly and jumped behind a bunch of
bushes.

Natalie landed across his lap with a thud, her elbow contacting a very
sensitive area of his body as it did. She slapped a hand over his mouth to
muffle his yelp of pain, and peered over the bushes to see what had spooked
him. She crawled over him to get leverage, unfortunately, her knee met with
the same area as her elbow had.

Nick's eyes crossed as the pain emanated from his groin and passed through
every inch of his body. Just as his vision was returning from double to
single, he passed out from her second accidental assault.
 
 

Lucien walked to stand in front of Amanda, his feet on either side of her. He
reached down, took her hair in his hands again and guided her up to a kneeling
position. He unzipped his pants with one hand, pulled out his penis and forced
her to look at him with his other hand.

Amanda looked into his eyes and smiled, knowing that he still wanted her as
much as she wanted him. She reached forward and took his hard cock in her
hands, rubbing up and down until it became like a shaft of steel beneath her
touch. Her eyebrows furrowed slightly at the reddish fluid that oozed out in
tiny droplets of lubrication. She had noticed the redness after their two
previous liasons and had even had herself tested for every disease on the
planet, but nothing had shown up so she hadn't thought further of it. She felt
his fingers tighten their grasp in her hair as she slowly touched the tip of
his penis with her tongue, licking the thick liquid and liking the saltiness
of its taste. She slid her lips around his thickness until she could feel him
tickling her tonsils. She pushed back the gag reflex that arose and started to
suck as one hand moved around to hold on to his ass. Her other hand moved down
to his testicles and began to massage them.

Lucien closed his eyes and bit his lower lip as she sucked on him; a moan
escaped his lips. He began to rock against her mouth, his body falling into
perfect rhythm with hers. He began to breathe deeply as she continued to lick
him into a frenzy.

Amanda quickly got used to the iron-like taste of his cum as it shot into her
mouth. In the many years of her unhappy marriage, oral sex for her husband had
always been made a demand. At least, she thought to herself, she could use her
many years of experience to please her new lover.

Lucien's eyes rolled back into their sockets as she worked him into orgasm. In
his entire life, he had never experienced fellatio such as Amanda was
administering. He couldn't explain, nor did he want to, how she was doing
anything differently than had been done before. He groaned out as he came, his
fingers ripping out more than a few hairs from her head.

Amanda swallowed him cum and smiled as he pulled his still hard penis from her
mouth. She wiped her lips and looked up at him for approval. She wasn't
disappointed; the look of satisfaction and desire on his face spoke volumes to
her.
 

Natalie smacked Nick in the face to bring him about, and began to unbuckle his
pants as he slowly roused and grasped at his groin. She pulled down the zipper
and slid her hand inside his pants to try and pull them down. The medical
doctor in her wanted to make sure she hadn't damaged him, and the woman in her
just wanted to see him naked. Just as she was about to pull his pants down, a
light flashed into her eyes and a strange voice spoke out.

"Doctor Lambert? Detective Knight?" Officer Michele Patterson couldn't believe
her eyes. Lying on the ground before her was one of Toronto's best police
officers, and the most respected coroner the province had ever seen. "Do you
want to explain what's going on here?" Seeing Natalie's hand down Nick's pants
didn't leave much room for guessing, but Michele wanted to see how they would
get out of it.

Nick, still coming out of his pain induced stupor, just giggled and reached
out to get physical support from Natalie. His hand moved towards her shoulder,
but contacted her breast instead. When she jumped, he giggled again as her
fingers tickled his pubic hairs.

Natalie's mind raced for an explanation that wouldn't bring the wrath of
LaCroix. If the elder vampire discovered that someone was spying on him and
Amanda, she couldn't be sure that there wouldn't be a death or two to come.
She licked her lips and tried to pull her hand out of Nick's pants. He sat up
at that moment and accidentally grabbed her breast. With her hand trapped
inside his pants and her breast firmly in his grasp, she had a sudden flash of
insight. "We came here to make out. There, you caught us." She smiled and
tried to look guilty. It worked.

Michele waved her hand and asked them to stand up. "I'm afraid that I'm going
to have to take you two in." She couldn't believe that they hadn't even tried
to lie about it.

Natalie's mouth fell open as she stood, using Nick to push herself up. "You're
kidding? What for, a little necking?"

Nick groaned as her hand pressed against his groin, again, while she stood. He
let her pull him up, zip and buckle his pants; and lead him (limping) out of
the woods, through the park and to a waiting police cruiser.

Michele opened the passenger door and waited until Nick crawled inside before
turning to address Natalie. "Doctor Lambert, this is a public park and the
land goes all the way past where you two were. It's a misdemeanor and I'm up
for rookie of the year this month. I can't let anyone slide past."

Natalie shook her head and got in the back seat with Nick, cursing under her
breath and making plans to do a little home surgery on Nick when they got out
of jail.
 
 

Lucien pulled Amanda up off of her knees and into his arms. He kissed her hard
and pushed her back until she was pressed against a tree, the rough bark
digging into her back through her dress.

Amanda gasped as he ripped her dress front open and yanked the fabric down her
arms. "Lucien, oh Lucien." She sighed as he began to kiss her naked breasts,
his cold lips bringing her nipples to points as he sucked on them.

Lucien busied his hands with the arms of her dress until her hands were tied
behind her. He bit at her nipples and smiled at the sounds of contentment that
escaped her lips.

Before she knew what was happening, Amanda felt her hands bound behind her and
her body being dropped to the ground. Suddenly, her dress was jerked up and
she could feel his hands on her buttocks. She felt him lift her behind up
until her face was pressed into the ground, her ass was directly into the air
and her knees were bent.

Lucien parted her legs and moved in to lick her pussy from behind. He was
rewarded with her juices as his tongue licked at her vagina. He knelt behind
her, reached forward to rub her clit with his fingers and let her lubrication
coat the palm of his hand. He then took his hand and rubbed his penis until it
was wet with her juices. He laid a hand on her back and guided his cock into
her sex until he was buried deeply inside, a shiver of ecstasy running through
his body. He began to pump into her slowly, continuing at a pace that he knew
would drive her close to the edge, but not past. As he heard her finally
beginning to moan, he pulled out and leaned forward to whisper into her ear.
"Beg me to do what you know you want."

Amanda took in a deep breath and tried to get the words out, but nothing came.
She nodded against the dirt of the ground, knowing that the tiny rocks would
leave scratch marks against her skin, but she didn't care. The pain only added
to the excitement of what she knew was to come.

Lucien smiled and took her nod as all that she could say. He loved the power
he had over her, and most of all, that she loved it too. He stroked his penis
to completely lubricate it and slowly moved the tip of it inside her anus. He
stopped as she moaned out, waiting for her to get comfortable. When she
quieted, he moved in slightly further. He rocked just that much of his length
in and out of her as she moaned again, her fingernails digging into the palms
of her hands.

Amanda's breath caught in her throat as he began to move inside of her, so
slow and yet so practiced. She finally found her voice and begged quietly.
"More, please, I need more of you."

He licked his lips and grinned wickedly. "In time. I promised that you would
beg me, and I was right. Wasn't I?" When she didn't answer, he smacked her ass
with the palm of his hand and rammed another inch of his dick into her.

She screamed out at the exquisite dual pains that he inflicted upon her.
"Yes!" She came forcefully and felt the skin on her palms break from the force
of her nails pressing into them.

He began to thrust slowly into her, and continued for so long that neither
could imagine how much time had passed until he was fully inside her. He held
back his orgasm to make sure that she was being fully satisfied. After her
many orgasms began to drug him into weakness, he pulled out and turned her
over.

Amanda felt herself suddenly on her back, her arms trapped under the weight of
her body. She forced her eyes to open, her body was so spent from his
lovemaking that she was surprised that she could even breathe on her own. She
gasped as her eyes contacted his, only his were no longer blue.

Lucien slid his length inside of her and let his vampiric state emerge. He
started to thrust into her, speaking slowly as he did. "This is what I am,
Amanda. I am a vampire, and I want to bring you into my world." He could see
the fear in her eyes as his orgasm built faster and more intently.

She stared into his eyes, all sorts of questions finding answers that she
wasn't sure she wanted to know. She didn't have time to think as another
orgasm started to move through her like a wave.

Lucien closed his eyes as his climax neared. His fangs dropped fully and his
head reared back. He slammed his cock into her hard as his head dropped to her
neck, his canines pierced her skin and he began to share his life's past with
her through their now forming blood-link.

Amanda's eyes flew open as his teeth contacted and tore into her neck. Her
orgasm became a hundred times stronger as she experienced all that he was, and
somehow... it didn't bother her, as she would have previously thought it
would. It was then that she knew he was destined to be a part of her life, but
for how long she couldn't know.
 
 

Schanke couldn't stop laughing as Officer Patterson led Nick and Natalie
through the precinct and over to his desk. "Indecent exposure in a public
park. Man is Myra gonna get a laugh out of this!"

Nick, now fully recovered from his injuries, ran a hand through his hair and
shook his head. "It's not what you think, Schank, I swear!"

Natalie smacked him in the stomach and whispered, "Do you want everyone to
know that we were following your captain around while she was having sex with
your vampire master?" When he grimaced, she looked to Schanke and asked, "So,
what's next?"

Don chuckled and shook his head. "Nothing, I was able to talk 'Chele out of
booking you two."

Natalie sighed and started to push Nick out of the room. "The next time you
want to go on a little adventure like this, leave me out of it!"

Schanke looked at the two suspiciously and muttered under his breath about the
joys of masturbation.
 

To Be Continued in the next installment...