Forever Badness In Seven Limericks
by Cliff Roberts

Inspired by Forever Knight, The Bad Fic Challenge and "Abyss of Bliss, the 
Worsest of Verses" by L. Zephaniah

NOTES: Permission granted to archive to JADFE and Bad Fic Challenge site. All 
others please ask.

There once was a man named Nick
who loved to suck his own dick
he bent himself double
with little or no trouble
and ate cum till he made himself sick

Remembering Jannette's undead charms
and the softness of her cold and pale arms
he cooed and he moaned
and sprung a big bone
and woke up with LaCroix quite alarmed

There was a Roman general LaCroix
despite a vampire faux pas
nightly loved to trick
with his knight named Nick
or alone with balls of ben-wa

Nick and LaCroix were being romantic
enjoying each others antics
until LaCroix went on and on
quoting poetry and song
'til Nick said "stop being pedantic"

LaCroix said to confused Nick haughtily
You really must forget that mortal Natalie
she wont treat you right
and she never will bite
I really am best for you, don't you see

Driving next to his cop partner Schanke
he was shocked to notice the hanky
on the floor loaded with cum
which had shot like a gun
from LaCroix as they played hanky panky

Then came the partner named Tracy
who was all feminine and lacy
and although she was fish
she was an appetizing dish
but not like LaCroix who really was tasty.

Vachon caught LaCroix and friend Nick
making a deviate home porno flick
with each other and a girl
a horse, dog and squirrel
and said "Jeez! you guys really are sick."


(Remember: They're supposed to be bad! Sorry, I had to say it)

Cliff, 
Vaquero, Vaquarouche, NightHaven, Unnamed, Rainbow Knight, FKpagan, 
TexasKDreamer
"I'm a stud muffin" Vachon