Okay, this is the one I was working on when that darn song got stuck in 
my 
head.  It might make more sense if you've read "Submarine Races."  But, 
then again, maybe not. 
 
Unthinkable Challenge: Caddywhacking 
by Les GS 
 
Nick scrutinized the brochure for the automobile detailing service 
Lacroix 
had just handed him.  "What's this?  I use this service already." 
 
"Then you're acquainted with their excellent quality of care.  I will, 
naturally, handle the bill myself." 
 
"What bill?" 
 
"They guarantee that there'll be no stains, no residual odors." 
 
Nick's gut clenched.  "The Caddy.  What have you done?" 
 
"You mustn't over-react.  They'll fix it, good as new." 
 
"Lacroix..." 
 
"Calm down, Nicholas.  You're drawing attention.  Perhaps we should 
retire--" 
 
"*Tell* me..." 
 
"A simple mishap.  Not my fault, really.  Your partner hadn't secured 
the 
honey bear's lid." 
 
"What..?" 
 
"It popped off.  Honey oozing all over the back seat before I noticed." 
 
"What were you doing in my back seat?  With honey?" 
 
"...Thinking." 
 
"Thinking.  Of what?" 
 
"Hmmm.  I'll show you.  In the back room.  And, perhaps, offer adequate 
compensation." 
 
"Well, maybe.  If you're good." 
 
"I'll be superb, naturally.  If a bit sticky."