UF CHALLENGE: Pop Went The Dolly
By Libby Singleton  

     "You're over reacting, LaCroix," Nick said.

     "I'm much too old and powerful to overreact," LaCroix raged.  "When
you go down on an inflatable doll, you do NOT bite."

     "I ... got over excited," Nick admitted.  "I'll get you a new one."

     "This is ... was custom made.  You WILL find the missing piece, and
repair it."

     Nick turned away. "The doll popped when I bit down. It startled me and
... and..."

     "And WHAT, Nicolas???!!!"

     "I swallowed ... it."

     "You swallowed my Screed's dick?"

     Nick spun back around.  His master did not look happy.  "It wasn't like 
it
was REALLY Screed's dick, LaCroix. It was the doll's dick!  I could use the
patch in the repair kit, but, well, he'd be all flat and still dickless."

     "Use your imagination, Nicholas, and a condom!"

     "You had the doll made to Screed's exact measurements!" Nick angsted. 
"Where am I going to find a condom big enough?"

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